O.J. Simpson Caught Pilfering Cookies From Prison Cafeteria, Says Report
(Alarm sounds) “Cookies!” (Guards aim their guns, all inmates drop to ground). A sad, bloated O.J. Simpson was caught stealing cookies from the cafeteria of the Nevada prison in which he’s currently...
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Nate Burleson Posts Photos Of His Car Wreck, Including The Pizza Box That...
As you know, Lions’ receiver Nate Burleson suffered a broken arm in a one-car accident last week: he says he lost control of the vehicle when a pizza box started to slide off the passenger seat, and...
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Peyton Manning, LeBron James Are Making Your Kid Fat, Says Yale Study
If you want your kid to grow up to throw 20 touchdown passes over his first five NFL games, the last thing you should do is let him watch Peyton Manning in TV commercials, says a new university study....
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Who Wants To Buy Michael Jordan’s Sickness-Infested Sneakers? Got $80,000?
The chance to buy his shoes have thrown malls into chaos and caused web sites to crash. And that’s just for the new ones. So what will happen when a pair of Jordan sneakers with some history behind...
View ArticleThis Video Of Big Baby Destroying A Turkey Leg Is Our Way Of Saying Happy...
Fans are advised to keep hands an other extremities away from Big Baby at all times while he’s eating. LOL VIDEO: Glen “Big Baby” Davis carves THEN EATS a turkey leg after the Magic game...
View ArticleRob Ford Stole Singer Matt Mays’ Seat At The Bills’ Game, Has Covered It With...
You’d think with the plethora of empty seats at the Bills game in Toronto today, a certain portly mayor would have no problem finding a place to sit. Apparently not. Rob Ford is sitting in my seat at...
View ArticleCelebrity Chef Wants To Buy Washington D.C.’s NFL Team Through Kickstarter
And he’s serious. How do we know? I''m going to try and raise $6 billion on @kickstarter to buy @redskins from Dan Snyder. I'm serious…who's coming with me? — Dave Chang (@davidchang) December 10, 2013...
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Meet The A-Rod Charity Auction Lunch Bidder Who Plans To Pepper The Yankees’...
Until a few hours ago, Joseph Schiff was the leading bidder for a charity auction lunch with Alex Rodriguez, which is offered through the David Ortiz Celebrity Golf Tournament. But Schiff, a software...
View ArticleHot Dog Vendor Reduced To Eating His Own Weiners At Half-Empty FedEx Field
This FedEx Field hot dog vendor is currently eating his own hot dogs. #desperatetimes #Redskins #Cowboys pic.twitter.com/SZYJCiU0Qu — Matt Brooks (@MattBrooksWP) December 22, 2013 Announced attendance...
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A Woman At Philadelphia’s Wing Bowl Ate 363 Wings Over 30 Minutes To Smash...
Were you impressed when Peyton Manning broke the single-season touchdown passes record this year? YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING YET. Check out the gut, and jaw muscles, and gullet, and teeth on Molly...
View ArticlePrepping For The Big Game? Here’s How NOT To Make French Onion Dip From Scratch
Super Bowl food is usually pretty straightforward. If it’s not a two ingredient dish, like guacamole, it’s probably coming right out of a bag and directly into your mouth. But for some intrepid...
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Russian Winter Olympics Yogurt Blockade Is Hilarious, May Begin The Second...
It’s hard these days to find food made with only real, natural ingredients: especially if you’re an Olympic athlete in Russia. Several thousand containers of Chobani Yogurt are sitting in cold storage...
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Power Ranking The Top 10 Sochi Winter Olympic Problems
Good seats still available … plenty of parking … no crowds at the concession stand … what’s all this talk about problems in Sochi? The first day of the Winter Olympics has come and gone, and let’s...
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How To Make A Gay Russian, The Unofficial Alcoholic Beverage Of The Sochi...
Step 1: Freeze different colors of Kool-Aid in ice cube trays. Step 2: Add Sprite [optional]. Step 3: Add vodka [liberally]. Voila: If you ask Vladimir Putin or the mayor of Sochi, this drink doesn’t...
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Fantasy Hoops: Russell Westbrook Will Be Back Soon
Players with nagging injuries have had the benefit of the All-Star break to rest for six or seven full days, if need be. It’s a great time for players, who get a much-needed rest, and for Fantasy...
View ArticleThanks To Conan O’Brien, Sage Kotsenburg Finally Gets His Bacon Medal
As you know, Sage Kotsenburg won the first U.S. gold medal at these Winter Olympics with his performance on snowboard slopestyle back on Feb. 11. And of course the first thing he tweeted was that he...
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The Lehigh Valley IronPigs’ New Cap Logo Is A Slice Of Bacon
Not since Homer Simpson ordered Bart to wrap his breakfast sausage in bacon (“But dad, my heart hurts!”), has the sizzling meat product been so honored. The Phillies’ Triple-A affiliate from Allentown,...
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The Gigantic Ballpark Food Power Rankings: Tuck In To The Diamondbacks’ $25...
Ever wonder what would show up in your nightmares following a day eating fried foods at a really bad county fair? Meet the D-Bat Dog — the Arizona Diamondbacks’ newest concession creation. BIG DOG: AZ...
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Why We All Should Be Rooting For Louisville And Dayton In NCAA Tourney
In case it escaped your view, Pizza Hut announced a promotion last week that could potentially provide FREE tasty chicken wings to everyone in America. Yep. All that has to happen is that a school with...
View ArticlePossibly The Greatest Thing I Have Seen This Year
I now pronounce you man and saturated fats. Via @Nicole__Thomas, the Tampa Bay Lightning told a tale of true romance via Kiss Cam: http://t.co/6QYMw4tzkn pic.twitter.com/xfnYw5Iggx — SB Nation...
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